Unfortunately, it seems that our minor weekend retcon has altered the fabric of time and space.

So, for those of you in our audience who are wondering just where that eleventh toe came from over the weekend, everyone here at SBC is working to correct this little glitch and everything should be back to normal by Tubesday.

Whether you’re planning global destruction or just stuck in traffic, let Ray’s Death Rays be the first stop for all your death ray needs.

Visit our showroom and see the latest brand names. We have death rays large enough for your secret lair, medium sized models for family reunions and styles small enough to deal with bosses, co-workers and school bullies.

And coming soon is the Apple iDeathRay. Play music, surf the Web and vaporize your friends.

Remember, there’s no paperwork or pesky waiting period to deal with. Stop in at Ray’s Death Rays today!

Turns out that if you microblog over at Twitter for a full year, you are required by the High Internet Master (HIM) to start a big-boy-pants blog.

To start off, I’ve added a list of InterWeb blogs to your left. These are folk that entertain and inform regularly. They will make your brain bigger and are worthy of possible retina burn.

Next, I’ll work on my About page. This consists of copying and pasting my Facebook profile here. Don’t want to pull a groin muscle (either mine or yours) on the first day.

Thanx for stopping by. Feel free to stop back in when there’s a little more merchandise on the shelves.